sailing the fingers of the dragon

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside
- Jonathan Coulton, "First of May"

...I think you can all see where I'm going with this post already.

Step One: Visit the above site to read the rest of the song lyrics, download the mp3, and perhaps drop a donation into the writer's PayPal account.

Step Two: Comment on this post between now and March 31 to indicate your interest in writing about two or more of your favourite characters - any fandom - fucking outside, and tell your friends to do the same.

Step Three: Between April 1 and April 30, write about said characters fucking outside in 500 words or more.

Step Four: On May 1, celebrate Outdoor Fucking Day by posting your stories and linking to them in the comments of a post I will put up on that day.

Step Five: Profit? Read porn, leave comments, enjoy.

Any questions?

Interested parties should head over to sarahjane_fic and sign up for the Genficathon.

DO IT NOW.

Harvest
by Kathryne, tellitslant@livejournal.com
Fandom: BSG
Pairing: Laura/Maya
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: 2x20, obliquely
Disclaimer: Ron Moore's, not mine. Although he owes me for Mary McDonnell not being at Comic-Con.
Summary: Laura misses the things she used to be able to do with food.
Notes: Written for jennyo in the Get Laura Laid ficathon. (I am late to my own ficathon, which is... really rather sad. Only a couple of hours, though! *g*)

( It was cold, and it was raining, and Maya couldn't think of anything good about New Caprica. )

Yup, it's that time. The Get Laura Laid masterlist is ready for you writers to post your stories to. Yay, Laura fic!

Just a reminder for those of you on my list who are participating: the Get Laura Laid ficathon is due tomorrow. Posting info will be on jennyo's journal, and I will link to it as well.

Relatedly, we already have one dropout, so. If you think you might be able to write a backup - whether or not you're already participating - please drop a note here? We may not need you, but if we do, it'd be nice to have a list. Thanks!

The Get Laura Laid Ficathon
…because there's no such thing as too much Laura love.

(Brought to you by the combined powers of jennyo and tellitslant, and Mary McDonnell's awesome hotness.)

Signups are open from now until midnight June 12th. Assignments will be emailed out June 14th, and fic will be due July 26th – that's six weeks to write 1000 words (or more). Fic is due July 26th by 11:59 PM/Midnight.

On the 26th, we will post a master list in this journal to which you should comment with a link to your fic. Please don't post the fic anywhere before then, and don't go talking about who you're writing for, all that stuff.

You can request three Roslin pairings, but only one of them can involve an Adama – the object of this is to get some diversity out there! Another important note: while you do not have to write NC-17/adult ratings, this is focused on Laura getting sexin', so sexin' there should be (more power to you if you can write great PG-13 sex), and the higher ratings are encouraged.

You can suggest up to five characters you'd like to write Roslin with, and we WILL do our best to match you, but no guarantees: if you sign up, you're saying you've watched enough of the show to write a good story.

Go here to sign up! Do it now!