sailing the fingers of the dragon

Title: the model's only natural predator
Authors: Jane (pirateygoodness) and Kathryne (tellitslant)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica RPF
Word Count: 3,452
Pairing: Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Katee's spent all night looking at Tricia's long, bare legs and remembering what they feel like tangled with her own.
Notes: Thanks to projectjulie for the beta.

Disclaimer: Fiction, fiction, and more fiction.

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Title: On-Set Tensions
Author: Kathryne (tellitslant)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica RPF
Word Count: 1,000
Pairing: Katee Sackhoff (/Tricia Helfer implied)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Fight scenes always get her adrenaline pumping... she's spent the last three hours grappling with Tricia, and she's so turned on she can feel her pulse pounding between her legs.
Notes: Sort of based off scribblinlenore's Sex Toy Porn-a-rama. For pirateygoodness - not, like, because she's awesome, just because she made me. Practically with a time limit, so blame all errors on her. *g*

Disclaimer: I have never actually stalked any of the BSG actors around Vancouver and thus cannot state that any of the following has a basis in fact.

( she just needs a little alone time. )

Title: We're Here for a Good Time (Not a Long Time)
Authors: Kathryne (tellitslant) and Jane (pirateygoodness)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica RPF
Word Count: 7, 259
Pairing: Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: but the beer's still cheap (even if it does come from a 'Liquor Depot' next to a grain silo that Katee's pretty sure is still actually in use), and apparently some guy named Hank decided to name a motel after himself, so it'll have to do.
Notes: Thanks to fox1013 for the beta.

Disclaimer: This is all fiction. Except Ponoka, which is real, but has never seen this much excitement.

( so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day )

Title: I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar
Author: Kathryne, tellitslant at livejournal.com
Fandom: BSGRPF
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not true, though tell me it's not plausible.
Summary: How Kara got her gay on, or, two sci-fi actors walk into a (gay) bar...
Notes: It's jennyo's birthday, so it seemed highly appropriate to post this today. *g* Happy happy! Thanks to fox1013 for assistance with ZING and saibakato and boubabe for research. Title etc from Electric Six, "I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar."

( You're a superstar at the gay bar! )

Canada's Really Big

So, um. fox1013 said "Canadian RPF roadtrip fic possibly with zombies!" And I said "My brain hurts, no way, I'm not writing that!" And I definitely didn't write that, and it certainly doesn't have Sandra Oh, Molly Parker, Callum Keith Rennie, Paul Gross, Wendy Crewson, and/or Don McKellar, and I really don't need to apologize to the Arrogant Worms for blatant misuse of their lyrics. *cough*

I don't think this makes any geographic sense. I don't care. *g* It possibly doesn't make any sense timeline-wise either. I still don't care. Pretend.

No elk were harmed in the making of this fic. So far, I have been the only Canadian harmed, and that's all mental damage so it's not even noticeable. (Please remember this is a parody, ok? None of this is actually my opinion! I swear!)

( Our mountains are very pointy, our prairies are not / The rest is kinda bumpy, but man do we have a lot )