sailing the fingers of the dragon

I'm listening tonight to a compilation album I bought years ago and have played many, many times, but for some reason I only just paid attention to the title of one of the songs, "L'adorable femme des neiges" (it's here if you want to listen to it). For no reason, really, to do with the song, I am just bowled over by the idea of an adorable snow-woman, instead of an abominable snowman. Setting off avalanches when skiers get too close to her cave! Wearing iceflowers in her hair! Secretly flirting with Jadis, the White Witch from Narnia!

There was a 2003 TV movie of the same name that I can only imagine was inspired by the song, but it sounds uninspired and frankly a little creepy. Mine would be much more fun.