First of May challenge

[tellitslant]

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside
- Jonathan Coulton, "First of May"

...I think you can all see where I'm going with this post already.

Step One: Visit the above site to read the rest of the song lyrics, download the mp3, and perhaps drop a donation into the writer's PayPal account.

Step Two: Comment on this post between now and March 31 to indicate your interest in writing about two or more of your favourite characters - any fandom - fucking outside, and tell your friends to do the same.

Step Three: Between April 1 and April 30, write about said characters fucking outside in 500 words or more.

Step Four: On May 1, celebrate Outdoor Fucking Day by posting your stories and linking to them in the comments of a post I will put up on that day.

Step Five: Profit? Read porn, leave comments, enjoy.

Any questions?

Comments

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAH ♥

[tellitslant]

Can I take that as a signup? *g*

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

I guess you can, although I warn you that I do not do proper porn. :) (OMG will you hate me if I don't do actual porn?)

[tellitslant]

OMG. No proper porn?

*defriends*

*deletes you from my mobile*

*blocks you on gmail*

...nah, implied fucking is fine too.

[ariestess]

Yo, I am so right there with you!

No idea on the characters/fandom yet [does original work? ie. the LWM AU that shatterpath & I created], but I'm certainly gonna play...and pimp this fucker like a mofo!

[tellitslant]

Hm, I think I would rather keep it a fanfic-only thing, but I hope you'll still play! :D

[ariestess]

Oh, I'll still play. I've a variety of couples/characters in fanfic that I can work with. Some of the characters in LWM are actual fandom characters, so I'll see what happens...

[furies.livejournal.com]

hahah, i'm so in.

though does bette's pool count? i could write a whole series around bette's pool. but i mean, it's kind of private outside . . . i should think of something more dramatic. hahaha. i love this idea.

[tellitslant]

Awesome! And I would say it counts, because it's not like the fact that it's in a fenced backyard has stopped people peeking before. *g* But your choice!

[so-lily-briscoe.livejournal.com]

....

...

.....Go write your essays, sex fiend.

[anonymous_sibyl]

I am so in.

[stare-me-out.livejournal.com]

I'm in. I was sent here by soaked_in_stars.

[christinekh.livejournal.com]

Clr is evil. But I am in, having already written a god chunk of an idea. Sigh. And after I said no more fic challenges too.