[help for the helpless]
Nov. 2nd, 2006 12:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dear fanfic authors,
Having some trouble with terminology? Think some saucy sayings will give your fic the spice it obviously needs? Look no further! We delve into classic literature to bring you phrases like:
- soft laboratory of love
- mossy mounts
- mouth of nature
- cock pit
- and my favourite, soft gateway to the entrance of pleasure!
Need to get a better handle - heh, heh - on the other side of things? Try some of these for size:
- love's true arrow
- stiff insinuation
- scepter-member
- delicious velvet tip
- staff of love
- sensitive plant
- standard of distinction
- wren peeping out of the grass
- and who can forget, an object of terror and delight!
Remember, whenever you're stuck, just turn to the higher-quality literature that's out there and you'll bust through that writer's block as if through her membrane of innocence!
Having some trouble with terminology? Think some saucy sayings will give your fic the spice it obviously needs? Look no further! We delve into classic literature to bring you phrases like:
- soft laboratory of love
- mossy mounts
- mouth of nature
- cock pit
- and my favourite, soft gateway to the entrance of pleasure!
Need to get a better handle - heh, heh - on the other side of things? Try some of these for size:
- love's true arrow
- stiff insinuation
- scepter-member
- delicious velvet tip
- staff of love
- sensitive plant
- standard of distinction
- wren peeping out of the grass
- and who can forget, an object of terror and delight!
Remember, whenever you're stuck, just turn to the higher-quality literature that's out there and you'll bust through that writer's block as if through her membrane of innocence!