[White Collar is my happy place.]
Feb. 3rd, 2010 08:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tellitslantLet me tell you, it is a good thing that this show has Elizabeth. Why? Because otherwise I would be really worried that Neal has stolen all my gay. (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
soupytwist says he is keeping it under his hat; that's just cruel, isn't it?)
Ooh, the Neal/June is strong in this one, y?
*flaiiiiiiil* That whole breakfast scene, just, I want to hug it and squeeze it, it makes me grin so hard. Peter's little face when he's all "You're bringing me a caaaase"!
I love how easily Moz capitulates "for June." Also, OF COURSE Neal got a cop to break into a car for him. Oh Neal. Someday that luck is going to run out.
Peter, I heart your storytelling.
Hey hey, finally someone hits on Peter instead of Neal! About time, ha. Although, as if Peter can flirt with anyone but Elizabeth (and Neal).
"You haven't flirted in the 21st century?" !!! *dies of lol*
"You look thirsty"... I was right, Peter CAN'T flirt.
Oh Peter. The hazards of pretending to be a chiropractor. I can feel the tension, too.
NEAL, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY "FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR." OH WAIT, YES YOU DID.
I wonder if Moz is playing a game that could have been started with that postcard move. If so, sacrifice of the queen could be interesting. I'm sure I could find out by googling Fischer, I bet all his games are online, but that much I do not care.
EL YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE. She's... kind of evil! I totally appreciate that! And "You had to flirt?" They are too cute.
Mozzie. As Bruce Willis. Oh dear.
Of course Neal has Peter's home fax number memorized.
Oh nooo, they drugged Neal! (Bonus points for Nurse Ratched reference.)
I love El's outfits, but I cannot believe she wears heels like that in the house. I really want her (non-marriage) ring.
El you are THE SMART ONE IN THE MARRIAGE, YES YOU ARE.
ALSO OMG EL IS HELPING PETER FLIRT. FOR NEAL. Oh she looks so encouraging. Oh they're adorable. MAGIC HANDS LOL.
OH IS THAT NEAL SINGING? OH I AM SO GLAD HE GETS TO SING. Ha, even high he can still get out of anything. "You're strong." *snoooort* Peter, it is not right to be interrogating Neal when he's that high. (Also, CARRIER PIGEONS.)
OMG NEAL TRUSTS PETER OH THEY ARE SO CUTE. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THEM. OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST FANDOM ON THE SCREEN WITH THE TRUST AND THE ORDER-GIVING. OH PETER STOLE THE TAAAAAPE.
...I feel like this needs glitterbombs
OH MY GOD, PETER TOOK NEAL HOME TO ELIZABETH
Oh pouty Neal. *snerk* And El actually being ticked off. There is a line!
Lolll, the FBI has an itching spray. Oh Peter, you love being on almost the wrong side of the law. That is what makes you so good.
That was a nicely done scam.
OH NEAL AND THE SHERIFF'S BADGE HOW CUUUUTE
Wow, really with the Neal/June, that look. Aw.
Oh, oh, Peter picking El up. Oh that is adorable. (Also, wow does El look hot here.) I kind of adore Peter for using the "You look thirsty" line (as well as the "magic hands" one, haaa). I just... want to draw hearts all over them. In that glitter text up there. Actually.
In conclusion:
That made up for allll of the rest of the day.
soupytwist says he is keeping it under his hat; that's just cruel, isn't it?)Ooh, the Neal/June is strong in this one, y?
*flaiiiiiiil* That whole breakfast scene, just, I want to hug it and squeeze it, it makes me grin so hard. Peter's little face when he's all "You're bringing me a caaaase"!
I love how easily Moz capitulates "for June." Also, OF COURSE Neal got a cop to break into a car for him. Oh Neal. Someday that luck is going to run out.
Peter, I heart your storytelling.
Hey hey, finally someone hits on Peter instead of Neal! About time, ha. Although, as if Peter can flirt with anyone but Elizabeth (and Neal).
"You haven't flirted in the 21st century?" !!! *dies of lol*
"You look thirsty"... I was right, Peter CAN'T flirt.
Oh Peter. The hazards of pretending to be a chiropractor. I can feel the tension, too.
NEAL, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY "FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR." OH WAIT, YES YOU DID.
I wonder if Moz is playing a game that could have been started with that postcard move. If so, sacrifice of the queen could be interesting. I'm sure I could find out by googling Fischer, I bet all his games are online, but that much I do not care.
EL YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE. She's... kind of evil! I totally appreciate that! And "You had to flirt?" They are too cute.
Mozzie. As Bruce Willis. Oh dear.
Of course Neal has Peter's home fax number memorized.
Oh nooo, they drugged Neal! (Bonus points for Nurse Ratched reference.)
I love El's outfits, but I cannot believe she wears heels like that in the house. I really want her (non-marriage) ring.
El you are THE SMART ONE IN THE MARRIAGE, YES YOU ARE.
ALSO OMG EL IS HELPING PETER FLIRT. FOR NEAL. Oh she looks so encouraging. Oh they're adorable. MAGIC HANDS LOL.
OH IS THAT NEAL SINGING? OH I AM SO GLAD HE GETS TO SING. Ha, even high he can still get out of anything. "You're strong." *snoooort* Peter, it is not right to be interrogating Neal when he's that high. (Also, CARRIER PIGEONS.)
OMG NEAL TRUSTS PETER OH THEY ARE SO CUTE. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THEM. OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST FANDOM ON THE SCREEN WITH THE TRUST AND THE ORDER-GIVING. OH PETER STOLE THE TAAAAAPE.
...I feel like this needs glitterbombs
OH MY GOD, PETER TOOK NEAL HOME TO ELIZABETH
Oh pouty Neal. *snerk* And El actually being ticked off. There is a line!
Lolll, the FBI has an itching spray. Oh Peter, you love being on almost the wrong side of the law. That is what makes you so good.
That was a nicely done scam.
OH NEAL AND THE SHERIFF'S BADGE HOW CUUUUTE
Wow, really with the Neal/June, that look. Aw.
Oh, oh, Peter picking El up. Oh that is adorable. (Also, wow does El look hot here.) I kind of adore Peter for using the "You look thirsty" line (as well as the "magic hands" one, haaa). I just... want to draw hearts all over them. In that glitter text up there. Actually.
In conclusion:
That made up for allll of the rest of the day.
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Date: 2010-02-04 08:27 am (UTC)CARRIER PIGEON. I snorted so hard I think I hurt my brain. And then they segue right into Earnest Confessions and PETER IS THE ONLY PERSON HE TRUSTS and just - *shatters into a thousand pieces of joy*
Elizabeth may actually be the greatest character ever. She was HIS FLIRTING COACH. And dude, I love that there is a line beyond which Peter is not allowed to cross, and it's a TOTALLY REASONABLE LINE. And she's just - the antithesis of that ridiculous shrewish wife stereotype. Did I mention all the joy? Because GIANT HEARTS.
(Dude. They had Neal wearing nerd glasses and then made with the bondagey funtimes. It's understandable if the gay can't hold out against that, is all I'm saying.)
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Date: 2010-02-04 08:23 pm (UTC)What kills me is the way Neal says "Carrier pigeons," like, he's SO proud of his little brainwave. *pets him* (AND PETER ACTUALLY PETS HIM)
ELIZABETH IS JUST SO AWESOME. And hot. And awesomely hot. Just, yes, with the giant hearts. And Peter at the end actually flirting with her, I love them so hard.
(Apparently the glasses are extremely similar to ones Matt Bomer actually wears. Lolllll.)
Any other show there would be no way I would handwave all the stupid plotholes, but this one I'm just, like, OKAY. NOW EVERYONE BE PRETTY.