[letters to]

To: Fandom
Re: Whip It

Dudes, where is all the adorable fanfic about hot roller derby chicks beating each other up and getting it on? I frown in your general direction.

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To: The UK
Re: Weather

So, if you guys could magically either get rid of all the snow and cold or develop strategies for actually dealing with it before I get back, so I don't get stuck on a plane or a bus or something? That would be awesome. See you next week!

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To: People who have to interact with me
Re: Advance warning

I am attempting to give up my coffee shop habit in order to be able to pay for my gym membership. This will either end in tears or, well. Probably in tears. Consider yourselves warned.

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To: Sherlock Holmes
Re: Awesomeness

I'm not sure whether this was a movie of HoYay, OT3, or OT4, but whatever it was, I am most fervently on board with it, and also very sad that even matinees are stupidly expensive and I am not seeing it again right now. Roll on Moriarty!

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To: My brain
Re: Calls for papers

If you could figure out whether you actually can work Sherlock Holmes into that call for book chapters, that would be kind of fantastic. No pressure. (Lots of pressure.)

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To White Collar
Re: Impatience

Come back soooooooon.

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To: My dissertation
Re: Break's over

*cracks knuckles* Right. Time to get down to it, then.