Excuse me. I need a moment to work out a way to jump the Atlantic and TACKLEHUG YOU. For the classic W-v.-D of the opening scene; for the clothesporn; for the classic Diane, all hellfire and vinegar until you surprise her; for as if they spent too much time delving beneath others' surfaces to pay any attention to their own; for pitch-perfect sly Kalinda.

(Diane, I think you're going to need your foot back...)