*BEAMS* THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT THAT A THESIS-HANDER-INNER COULD EVER WANT. Thank you! And this line, I could hear Alex Kingston delivering it perfectly: "River stared, thunderstruck, letting her white coat drop onto a chair. "You can't be serious. You mean..." She trailed off, unwilling to finish the thought." THAT'S RIGHT, RIVER. THEY WERE JUST THAT DEPRAVED.

Aww, and they are cute together, and I can totally picture Martha's excitement! YAY.