tellitslant: amanda tapping being a dorkface at the camera (bsg - katee/tricia - just the bikes)
Title: the model's only natural predator
Authors: Jane ([livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness) and Kathryne ([livejournal.com profile] tellitslant)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica RPF
Word Count: 3,452
Pairing: Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Katee's spent all night looking at Tricia's long, bare legs and remembering what they feel like tangled with her own.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] projectjulie for the beta.

Disclaimer: Fiction, fiction, and more fiction.

cut. )
tellitslant: amanda tapping being a dorkface at the camera (bsg - katee/tricia - just the bikes)
Title: the model's only natural predator
Authors: Jane ([livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness) and Kathryne ([livejournal.com profile] tellitslant)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica RPF
Word Count: 3,452
Pairing: Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Katee's spent all night looking at Tricia's long, bare legs and remembering what they feel like tangled with her own.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] projectjulie for the beta.

Disclaimer: Fiction, fiction, and more fiction.

cut. )
tellitslant: amanda tapping being a dorkface at the camera (bsg - katee/tricia - just the bikes)
Title: On-Set Tensions
Author: Kathryne ([livejournal.com profile] tellitslant)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica RPF
Word Count: 1,000
Pairing: Katee Sackhoff (/Tricia Helfer implied)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Fight scenes always get her adrenaline pumping... she's spent the last three hours grappling with Tricia, and she's so turned on she can feel her pulse pounding between her legs.
Notes: Sort of based off [livejournal.com profile] scribblinlenore's Sex Toy Porn-a-rama. For [livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness - not, like, because she's awesome, just because she made me. Practically with a time limit, so blame all errors on her. *g*

Disclaimer: I have never actually stalked any of the BSG actors around Vancouver and thus cannot state that any of the following has a basis in fact.

she just needs a little alone time. )
tellitslant: amanda tapping being a dorkface at the camera (bsg - katee/tricia - just the bikes)
Title: On-Set Tensions
Author: Kathryne ([livejournal.com profile] tellitslant)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica RPF
Word Count: 1,000
Pairing: Katee Sackhoff (/Tricia Helfer implied)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Fight scenes always get her adrenaline pumping... she's spent the last three hours grappling with Tricia, and she's so turned on she can feel her pulse pounding between her legs.
Notes: Sort of based off [livejournal.com profile] scribblinlenore's Sex Toy Porn-a-rama. For [livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness - not, like, because she's awesome, just because she made me. Practically with a time limit, so blame all errors on her. *g*

Disclaimer: I have never actually stalked any of the BSG actors around Vancouver and thus cannot state that any of the following has a basis in fact.

she just needs a little alone time. )
tellitslant: amanda tapping being a dorkface at the camera (bsg - katee/tricia - just the bikes)
Title: We're Here for a Good Time (Not a Long Time)
Authors: Kathryne ([livejournal.com profile] tellitslant) and Jane ([livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica RPF
Word Count: 7, 259
Pairing: Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: but the beer's still cheap (even if it does come from a 'Liquor Depot' next to a grain silo that Katee's pretty sure is still actually in use), and apparently some guy named Hank decided to name a motel after himself, so it'll have to do.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fox1013 for the beta.

Disclaimer: This is all fiction. Except Ponoka, which is real, but has never seen this much excitement.

( so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day )
tellitslant: amanda tapping being a dorkface at the camera (bsg - katee/tricia - just the bikes)
Title: We're Here for a Good Time (Not a Long Time)
Authors: Kathryne ([livejournal.com profile] tellitslant) and Jane ([livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica RPF
Word Count: 7, 259
Pairing: Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: but the beer's still cheap (even if it does come from a 'Liquor Depot' next to a grain silo that Katee's pretty sure is still actually in use), and apparently some guy named Hank decided to name a motel after himself, so it'll have to do.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fox1013 for the beta.

Disclaimer: This is all fiction. Except Ponoka, which is real, but has never seen this much excitement.

( so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day )
tellitslant: amanda tapping being a dorkface at the camera (bsg - cain and kara - drink)
Title: I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar
Author: Kathryne, tellitslant at livejournal.com
Fandom: BSGRPF
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not true, though tell me it's not plausible.
Summary: How Kara got her gay on, or, two sci-fi actors walk into a (gay) bar...
Notes: It's [livejournal.com profile] jennyo's birthday, so it seemed highly appropriate to post this today. *g* Happy happy! Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fox1013 for assistance with ZING and [livejournal.com profile] saibakato and [livejournal.com profile] boubabe for research. Title etc from Electric Six, "I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar."

You're a superstar at the gay bar! )
tellitslant: amanda tapping being a dorkface at the camera (bsg - cain and kara - drink)
Title: I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar
Author: Kathryne, tellitslant at livejournal.com
Fandom: BSGRPF
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not true, though tell me it's not plausible.
Summary: How Kara got her gay on, or, two sci-fi actors walk into a (gay) bar...
Notes: It's [livejournal.com profile] jennyo's birthday, so it seemed highly appropriate to post this today. *g* Happy happy! Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fox1013 for assistance with ZING and [livejournal.com profile] saibakato and [livejournal.com profile] boubabe for research. Title etc from Electric Six, "I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar."

You're a superstar at the gay bar! )
tellitslant: (due south - fraser - oh canada)
Canada's Really Big

So, um. [livejournal.com profile] fox1013 said "Canadian RPF roadtrip fic possibly with zombies!" And I said "My brain hurts, no way, I'm not writing that!" And I definitely didn't write that, and it certainly doesn't have Sandra Oh, Molly Parker, Callum Keith Rennie, Paul Gross, Wendy Crewson, and/or Don McKellar, and I really don't need to apologize to the Arrogant Worms for blatant misuse of their lyrics. *cough*

I don't think this makes any geographic sense. I don't care. *g* It possibly doesn't make any sense timeline-wise either. I still don't care. Pretend.

No elk were harmed in the making of this fic. So far, I have been the only Canadian harmed, and that's all mental damage so it's not even noticeable. (Please remember this is a parody, ok? None of this is actually my opinion! I swear!)

Our mountains are very pointy, our prairies are not / The rest is kinda bumpy, but man do we have a lot )
tellitslant: (due south - fraser - oh canada)
Canada's Really Big

So, um. [livejournal.com profile] fox1013 said "Canadian RPF roadtrip fic possibly with zombies!" And I said "My brain hurts, no way, I'm not writing that!" And I definitely didn't write that, and it certainly doesn't have Sandra Oh, Molly Parker, Callum Keith Rennie, Paul Gross, Wendy Crewson, and/or Don McKellar, and I really don't need to apologize to the Arrogant Worms for blatant misuse of their lyrics. *cough*

I don't think this makes any geographic sense. I don't care. *g* It possibly doesn't make any sense timeline-wise either. I still don't care. Pretend.

No elk were harmed in the making of this fic. So far, I have been the only Canadian harmed, and that's all mental damage so it's not even noticeable. (Please remember this is a parody, ok? None of this is actually my opinion! I swear!)

Our mountains are very pointy, our prairies are not / The rest is kinda bumpy, but man do we have a lot )

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